Tiger Woods won again over the weekend and this guy has taken the term "focus" to another level.
If they could just put the way he can focus in a can and sell it, I would buy a lifetime supply. I could finally finish all the dreams of my Gemini mind. I would finish the book I started on weight loss and achieving your goals (after achieving the goal of losing the weight of course). I would finish the exciting musical play I started about radio (after I found the original draft). I would even finish the song I started about the joy of the birth of my first baby. She's nine, and I have two more kids.
If I could buy Tiger Woods' hocus pocus focus pill I would have a great life. Not just me, but others also would benefit. Vice President Joe Biden's daughter would have been so focused she would have listened to her father's anti-drug message and not have taken a toot of cocaine at that party...in front of a camera. Michael Phelps would have been so focused he would have passed on the bong hit at that now infamous party.
Unfortunately, there will be no Tiger Woods' hocus pocus focus pills on the market anytime soon so I'll just have to watch him hunt down his prey each weekend on the golf course. Oh well, gotta go. I promised the wife I would winterize the house.
AP photo by Reinhold Matay
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